Your abduction may have been mid, but your shades definitely aren’t. The Underwhelming Alien Abduction goodr sunglasses bring translucent dark teal VRG frames paired with green gradient lenses for a look that’s fully out of this world.

Designed with goodr’s signature no-slip, no-bounce fit, these lightweight shades stay locked in whether you're on the move or just vibing in another dimension. Bold, cheeky, and ready for liftoff — mediocre moments not included.